“uggh I can’t believe people are horny for Venom of all characters” do you…are you not aware of who Venom is like…as a character….a concept…Venom is the fuckiest character in Marvel history..this is literally the least surprising outcome
Venom is an alien slime that bonds to you physically and emotionally and transforms you into a muscle monster with huge teeth and a three-foot tongue and you’re SHOCKED that people want to get in on that? do you live in a cave?
Is the man drunk and aggressive? Is the woman too drunk to consent? Is the man’s attention unwarranted and un-asked-for? Is the woman 15 years old? Does he have his hand over her mouth to muffle her screams? Is the man a candidate for the Supreme Court? Is he already lying about what happened? Under oath? In front of the U.S. Senate? Has he also lied about a bunch of other things under oath?
If so, then yes, you should alert the FBI. And thank you for bringing this to our attention.
>>Is the man drunk and aggressive? Is the woman too drunk to consent?
Why does inebriation remove her agency but not his?
>>Is the man’s attention unwarranted and un-asked-for?
Not every woman wants to have to ask to be hit on, and exactly what makes attention “warranted”? Be precise.
>>Is the woman 15 years old?
This one is so stupid it requires bullet points.
A) she’d be a girl, not a woman
B) she’d have gained entry to the bar in this hypothetical illegally
C) the man would be well within reason to assume she was legal as she would’ve been carded by that point, and even if he asked for her ID before hitting on her (romantic right? Sexy too) she’d just show the same fake ID.
D) since you’ve started directly referencing Kavanaugh now, he was 17 at the time. Even if he did try to rape her, her age doesn’t make it any more illegal since he was also a minor.
>>Does he have his hand over her mouth to muffle her screams?
This would be sort of a strange tactic in the best in front of everyone.
>>Is the man a candidate for the Supreme Court?
So you admit it’s only political. If you cared simply because rape is horrific, which it obviously is, his candidacy wouldn’t be a factor. He could be a garbage collector.
>>Is he already lying about what happened? Under oath? In front of the U.S. Senate? Has he also lied about a bunch of other things under oath?
Wow, I’ve always wanted to meet a psychic. You must be one, since there’s not a shred of evidence that he’s lied about anything.
By the way, nothing you said here falls under the purview of the FBI. The only federal crime you mentioned is lying to the Senate, and they can handle that one themselves.
Attempted rape is a state crime. It is a job for the state/municipal police, not the FBI.
The only reason the FBI is involved in judicial hearings is because they provide background checks in potential judges as a courtesy. They’ve checked Kavanaugh’s background 6 times. Not sure what you expect them to find now.
So, even after trying to add a bunch of criteria to the example from the original tweet, you still failed to make it into something the FBI would actually investigate.
There’s a reason it wasn’t investigated before Trump ordered them to. They’d already turned it down because there was nothing for them to investigate.
Still not over people thinking drunk women cant consent but drunk men can. That only men are responsible for their actions while drinking.
It’s because they think men are superior, why else would they think that intoxication doesn’t affect their decision making processes?
No question is stupid! That said, only god (read: Yoshida) knows the true answer to this question, but I have several headcanons.
The Funny One
Ash is a delicate man and he can’t stand the pain of having tattoos done.
The Basic One
Ash is a frighteningly….pragmatic man. Almost none of his actions is without reason, and I wonder if he simply doesn’t see a reason to get a tattoo. Before he fell into the Banana Fish conspiracy, he spent a good portion of his money on Griffin’s medical care. The rooms he kept in the first episode were spartan, with books being the only luxury lying around. He had a motorbike, and that’s about it. Other things that might be counted as indulgences are:
the luxury apartment, which could be explained by its proximity to the mafia’s property (and to keep Eiji in comfort)
when he bought a new Rolls Royce for himself (manga only), which could be justified by the fact that he was disguising himself as a rich kid
This kid’s hobby is to spend his day studying in the library, for god’s sake.
His biggest indulgence so far is actually Eiji. Eiji’s existence has neither rhyme nor reason in his daily life as a gang leader. Their proximity makes both of them vulnerable. And yet…
The Poetic One
A tattoo, especially a visible one, is a statement inked on your skin. Ash isn’t one motivated by the need to make a statement about his own self: remember how he cared not what the inmates thought of him in Falkner. Everything he needs to know is in his head.
(Thanks to SV for this idea. Hopefully I didn’t butcher it in this paraphrasing.)
The Depressing One
Until perhaps a year before the events of Banana Fish started, his body did not even belong to him. He met Blanca when he was 14, and we know he was under Blanca’s tutelage for about 2 years. That means he was probably living in Golzine’s property until he was around 16. Ash was 16 when we first encountered him (4 March 1985). We’re not sure when he started living apart from Golzine; my headcanon is that it started when Golzine gave him a piece of Manhattan to run, his first measure of independence — perhaps coinciding with his 16th birthday. Despite his insistence of independence from Golzine, the Ash we first met was not a free man: he was a chained beast, and Golzine had merely extended his leash to test out his claws and fangs on the real world. And perhaps Papa Dino does not fancy ink on his boys’ skin….
Moonlit Spires 