English translation「BANANA FISH」Preview #15「エデンの園 The Garden of Eden」

coba-banana2:

Eiji:“What’s your weapon?”
Sing:“"Hiryuuga”. With this long wire, I can wrap it around enemies, put them out of action, tighten it around thier body and sting them with the edge on the tip.“
Eiji:“So cool! Like a NINJA!!”
Sing:“Cuz I’d practiced how to use it with my boss.”
Eiji:“With Shorter?”
Sing:“But at first I couldn’t use it well. I pull his hair off or I get it involved with his hair.”
Eiji:“HAHAHA.”
Sing:“And when I waved around it, I have stuck it into his head.”
Eiji:“What? …next time BANANA FISH “The Garden of Eden”“
Sing:"Shorter’s head’s like a target, right?”
Eiji:“Aaha…ha…”

日本語

英二:その武器なんて言うの?
シン:飛竜牙さ。この長いワイヤーを敵に巻き付けて拘束したり、締めあげたり、先端の刃で刺すこともできるぜ。
英二:かっこいいなぁ!忍者みたいだ!
シン:フフーン。ボスと研究したからな。
英二:ショーターと?
シン:でも最初はうまくいかなくて、ショーターの髪むしっちまったり、一緒に絡まっちまったり。
英二:ハハハハ。
シン:後、振り回してたら、刃がボスの頭にぶっ刺さっちまったこともある。
英二:え…。次回バナナフィッシュ「エデンの園」
シン:でも、ボスの頭ってなんか的っぽいだろ?
英二:…ア…ハハハ。

Oh, poor Shorter. But I love a caring boss like him!

さて、先週に引き続き、予告のミニコント(違)で大活躍のシンですが。
シンの武器「飛龍牙」の意味ですが・・・うん?漢字あってるかな?ちょっとまって原作見てくる。
おう。「飛竜牙」だったorz。なんで?「龍」の方がかっこいいのに。まあいいや。
「飛竜牙」は英語にするとですが・・・って原作の英訳で訳されてんのか。ちょっとまって原作英訳持ってくる。
おおぅ・・・”Flying Dragon Fung"・・・・・・・。

「フライング・ドラゴン・ファング」て!www

英語にすると、変身モノの少年漫画・少年アニメ・特撮ヒーローモノの必殺技みたい(爆笑)
シンが毎週、英二のピンチかなんかに、
「おのれ、タコタコ星人め!英二を掴んでるその汚い手を放せ!フライング・ドラゴン・ファーーーーング!」
とか言ってクルクル回って変身して欲しい。
やばい。私、一人で盛り上がってる。そんなの知ってる。
いやー似合いそう。アッシュ、英二、ショーター、シンで戦隊モノ組んで欲しいわwww
わかる人います?
この英語名「フライング・ドラ(長いから以下略)」の面白さ!
FDF!FDF!

・・・・・・・。

誤解のないように言っておきますけど、日本語で「飛竜牙」だとなかなか字面もいいし響きもいいし、笑いどころのないかっこいい武器の名前デス。
でもシンは中国語読みするんだろうけど・・。

それでは、今回も好き勝手な事書いて申し訳ありませんでした。
もう私の残念な英語の考証なんてそっちのけである。うむ。

毎週パラパラっといくつかライクとかいただけたりして、なんでうちの英訳なんかに??とか思っちゃうんですけど、
とてもありがたくて、「こ・・・こんなのでよろしければ来週も残念英語を晒させていただきます!」とか思っちゃう。^^。
↑ここを英語で書かないと伝わらないってわかってる。でも、上の英文で力尽きてるから。ごめん・・・。

でも、えーと。
Thank you for your likes and follows.
I’m very happy you read my english transration!

そして、最後はいつものやつで。

I’m not good at English. Someone please teach me natural English conversation!σ(*ゝω・*)

ここまで読んでくださってありがとうございました!

switch-up-snowfox:

gservator:

discourser715:

colorsofsocialjustice:

hyperzephyrianlives:

lord-brixie:

gservator:

reconguista:

gservator:

reconguista:

dojyaan:

facelessagain:

You’re blatantly pro nazi. Also you can’t be anti nazi and anti communist. Every single one of you needs to suck an exhaust pipe. 

“you’re either with one genocidal ideology or the other genocidal ideology“

>Communism in and of itself is a “genocidal ideology”

Alright. This meme had a good run, but i think it’s time to take it out back.

Communist regimes have killed 100 million in the past century.

Are you aware of what genocide is?

Why yes, yes I am.

Genocide is defined as the deliberate and systematic extermination of a national, racial, political, or cultural group.

People’s Republic of China
Body Count: 73,237,000
1949-Present (57+ years and counting)R.J. Rummel originally estimated China’s body count between between the years of 1949-1987 to be 35,236,000 (Rummel 1994). This excluded 38,000,000 million that died of famine during the Great Leap Forward. After the release of Mao: The Unknown Story, Rummel became convinced that the Chinese government was directly responsible for the famine, thus increasing his original estimate by 38,000,000 (Rummel 2005). 1,000 was added for Tienanmen Square in 1989 (Courtois 1999).

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Body Count: 58,627,000
1922-1991 (69 years)The body count only covers the years 1923-1987 (Rummel 1996).

Russian Soviet Federated Socialist Republic
Body Count: 3,284,000
1918-1922 (4 years)This body count does not include the 6,210,000 killed in the civil war (Rummel 1996).

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
Body Count: 3,163,000
1948-Present (58+ years and counting)1,663,000 is attributed between 1948-1987 excluding the Korean War (Rummel 1994). 2,500,000 is the mid-estimate for those who starved to death between 1995-1998 (U.S. Committee for Human Rights in North Korea 2006).

Cambodia
Body Count: 2,627,000
1975-1987 (12 years)The body count estimate is complete (Rummel 1994). The offical country name was Democratic Kampuchea during Pol Pot’s reign and then known as People’s Republic of Kampuchea afterwards.

Democratic Republic of Afghanistan
Body Count: 1,750,000
1978-1992 (14 years)The body count estimate is complete (Courtois 1999).

Vietnam
Body Count: 1,670,000
1975-Present (30+ years and counting)The body count covers the years 1945-1987 for Vietnam/North Vietnam and excludes 1,062,000 from the Vietnam War (Rummel 1994).

People’s Democratic Republic of Ethiopia
Body Count: 1,343,610
1974-1991 (17 years)The body count includes 10,000 political assasinations during 1977-1978, 1,000 children killed in 1977, 110 massacred in an Orthodox church in 1975, 80,000 during the civil war between 1978-1980, 250,000 that died in 1982 through Transit Camps, and 2,500 killed in a bombing raid (Courtois 1999). Another 1,000,000 is added for the famine during 1984-1985 (BBC News 2000).

Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia
Body Count: 1,072,000
1945-1992 (47 years)The body count only covers the years 1945-1992 excluding 100,000 from the Tito Partisans between 1941-1944 (Rummel 1994).

Chinese Soviet Republic
Body Count: 700,000
1931-1934 (3 years)The body count only includes the Jiangxi and Fujian provinces (Chang 2005). Although Mozambique has 700,000 to its name, the Chinese Soviet Republic produced more bodies in a shorter time period and the estimate is low.

People’s Republic of Mozambique
Body Count: 700,000
1975-1990 (15 years)100,000 civilians murdered between 1986 and mid-1988 (Young 1991) and 600,000 starved to death between 1975-1985 (Courtois 1999).

Socialist Republic of Romania
Body Count: 435,000
1947-1989 (42 years)The body count only covers the years 1947-1987 (Rummel 1997).

People’s Republic of Bulgaria
Body Count: 222,000
1946-1990 (44 years)The body count only covers the years 1948-1987 (Rummel 1997).

People’s Republic of Angola
Body Count: 125,000
1975-1992 (17 years)The body count only covers the years 1975-1987 (Rummel 1997).

Mongolian People’s Republic
Body Count: 100,000
1924-1992 (68 years)The body count only covers the years 1924-1987 (Rummel 1997).

People’s Socialist Republic of Albania
Body Count: 100,000
1946-1991 (45 years)
The body count only covers the years 1944-1987 (Rummel 1997).

Republic of Cuba
Body Count: 73,000
1961-Present (45+ years and counting)The body count only covers the years 1959-1987 (Rummel 1997).

German Democratic Republic
Body Count: 70,000
1949-1990 (41 years)The body count only covers the years 1948-1987 (Rummel 1997).

Socialist Republic of Czechoslovakia
Body Count: 65,000
1948-1990 (42 years)The body count only covers the years 1948-1968 (Rummel 1997).

Lao People’s Democratic Republic
Body Count: 56,000
1975-Present (31+ years and counting)The body count only covers the years 1975-1987 excluding 47,000 war dead (Rummel 1997).

Hungarian People’s Republic
Body Count: 27,000
1949-1989 (40 years)The body count only covers the years 1948-1987 (Rummel 1997).

People’s Republic of Poland
Body Count: 22,000
1948-1989 (41 years)The body count only covers the years 1948-1987 (Rummel 1997). Excludes 1,585,000 from ethnic cleansing between 1945-1950 (Rummel 1994).

People’s Democratic Republic of Yemen
Body Count: 1,000
1969-1990 (21 years)The body count only covers the years 1969-1987 (Rummel 1997).

Yes, I know the terror that is Communism.

Now kindly shove it.

Anyways, hating Nazis doesn’t make you a communist it makes you a good person.

Hating communists doesn’t make you a Nazi it makes you a good person.

I swear to god if any of those demented fucks ever say to my face that Communism is good, I will end their ass. Members of my fucking family were murdered by the Communist regime and it still pisses me off that entitled brats think it’s such a great system.

– Emerald

He’s siting the black book of commulism

It counts the Nazis as victims of the USSR

Among other things

Also capitalism has killed ten times the numbers

But it’s poor people fault when the USA broken system does it

Oh and let’s not forget the millions killed by the US and the British empire

I’m citing Rummel, but apparently you can’t read, Rummel estimates the death tolls as being Higher than your Black Book and doesn’t use the Nazis in his statistics.

I’ve already compared Socialism/Communism to Capitalism [x] because you shills can’t stop pushing that false narrative.

Oh no~ poor people died under capitalism such a gotcha

Ah now you cite the British Empire as if it is comparable to the ideologies that make up socialism and Communism, not even gonna dignify the US remark with an actual response because your Ilk think the US is evil no matter what it does so yeah kindly shove it.

Dumbass Commie Shill.

nonenosome:

hominishostilis:

siryouarebeingmocked:

fozmeadows:

imnotafan:

buckysl3ftarm:

ithinkiamfinallyclean:

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

And there it is

Wow

And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt. 

An ironic thing to say, coming from someone who apparently doesn’t realize many men were killed as witches too, and the accusers were often women.

https://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/168201300220/hominishostilis-siryouarebeingmocked

https://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/170511093090/givemeyourtired-that-one-irish-idiot

https://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/168799730602/mightyoctopus-siryouarebeingmocked

“Being falsely accused of having magical evil powers is the same as having no evidence to support your politically motivated allegations!!”

It’s amazing how these retards actually managed to swap the falsely accused and the accusers in order to spin this narrative

OP doesn’t realize that the reason the witch trials were like that was because the accused had to prove they weren’t a witch. So yeah, not having the accused prove they aren’t whatever the accuser says they are, whether it is a witch, a rapist, or sexual harasser, was kind of the exact point of the stories about the witch trials.

7andaswitch-blade:

jlongbone:

kazeself:

happy-slug:

smolbeerke:

weavemama:

weavemama:

weavemama:

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

am I the only person finding the judge’s behaviour very unprofessional? she isn’t there to play theatrics, she’s there to pass a judgment. her remarks are deeply unnecessary and wrong.

he molested 150 little girls and was also sentenced for child porn and you’re mad that a judge threw away his “poor me” letter?

really?

Uhm yeah. Judicial professionalism is kind of important. She is showing what can only be described as a potential high amount of bias. Bias should forever and always be rejected at all costs from a courtroom. She looks WAY TOO EMOTIONALLY VESTED. Doing this in any case, with or without hard evidence, can easily cast reasonable doubt because of a potential biased judge.

The problem with her grandstanding for the cameras is that it creates an easy opening for him to appeal the sentence. She’s undermining her own judgement by establishing a clear argument for bias.

The current political climate has created this air of self-righteousness where people thumb their nose at someone the see as lesser or deviant and come off looking like a douche. I’m not defending Nassar in any way, but she managed to capitalize on the situation for the media and came off looking like someone who takes a personal interest in enforcing not just legal justice, but social justice.

siryouarebeingmocked:

givemeyourtired:

that-one-irish-idiot:

fozmeadows:

imnotafan:

buckysl3ftarm:

ithinkiamfinallyclean:

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

And there it is

Wow

And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt. 

Apples to Oranges. 

False allegation is a problem that needs to be talked about 

Back then there was no way to defend yourself if you were a witch, the methods were also different.

You didn’t sit down and talk to the police, you were chucked in a river. 

Also, people are inclined to believe a victim, the police are hardly going to be like “Ur doin’ it for attention chic xox”.   It’s when that power has been abused that we start to lose trust in the justice system. 

You are comparing apples to oranges, rape is a very difficult thing to prove and a traumatic experience for the victim.

Back in those days everybody and their dogs were being accused of being witches (You can thank old King Billy)

However, movements such as #MeToo are speaking out against sexual assault and we are starting to talk about things such as Prison Rape, we aren’t hiding from it any longer. 

 We have ways to prove accusations ( Look at the source linked ), if you were accused of being a witch you were chucked into a river, no way to defend yourself.

A better comparison would be internment but that’s my opinion. 

Also, if you started drowning, which meant you were innocent, they wouldn’t just sit back and watch you drown and let you die. That’s so stupid. 

The idea back then was that NO MATTER WHAT, a witch will float on the top of the water because he/she denounced baptism and the water was so holy it would repel the “witch” from sinking in it. So a witch couldn’t help but float, that’s what witches “did”. (Source)

So a woman or man who sank would be counted as innocent and be rescued and pulled back to safety. I have no idea where people got this convoluted idiotic idea that the innocent would just be left to die. Also, remember, witch hunts targeted just as many men as women, it’s so ironic that this comic ignores that fact. It just goes to show that y’all will ignore victimized men too, no matter how much history has passed, be it either innocent men accused of witchcraft in the 1600s or innocent men who have been sexually assaulted in modern times.

And like I said >last time<, there are some other holes in the analogy.

nonliberalnonfeministpolitics:

hominishostilis:

siryouarebeingmocked:

fozmeadows:

imnotafan:

buckysl3ftarm:

ithinkiamfinallyclean:

“they’re burning all the witches” 

ARTIST CREDIT

And there it is

Wow

And meanwhile, assholes with no sense of irony or history refer to the naming of sexual predators as a witch hunt. 

An ironic thing to say, coming from someone who apparently doesn’t realize many men were killed as witches too, and the accusers were often women.

https://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/168201300220/hominishostilis-siryouarebeingmocked

https://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/170511093090/givemeyourtired-that-one-irish-idiot

https://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/168799730602/mightyoctopus-siryouarebeingmocked

“Being falsely accused of having magical evil powers is the same as having no evidence to support your politically motivated allegations!!”

It’s amazing how these retards actually managed to swap the falsely accused and the accusers in order to spin this narrative

They just saw the word “witch” and applied their “women are always the victims” narrative to it. It’s a pretty easy jump for feminists to make.