carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

habla-gated:

actualhumangirl:

anaisnein:

lokispriestess:

anaisnein:

mudwerks:

danipup:

wind-up-martyrbot:

literal-ghost:

potedo:

Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiot

Kangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.

God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur.

the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.

and taunt you afterward

excuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?

yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.

kangaroo^

wallaby^

kangaroo^

wallaby^

this is just so fucked up

As an Australian I can attest that our national symbol is indeed a jerk.

Kangaroos are fuckin terrifying

kangaroos look like they’d send me an out of focus dick pic at 4am with madoka magica scale figures on the shelf in the background that are badly hidden behind a tub of whey

melianinarda:

The Silmarillion aesthetic |
The Second House of The Noldor | HITHLUM

Hithlum was cold and rainy, but quite fertile. The Noldor landed here in the Firth of Drengist and first camped at the shores of Lake Mithrim.

Later in the First Age, Hithlum was continually under attack by Morgoth, finally being lost after the Nírnaeth Arnoediad.

Hithlum was completely destroyed during the War of Wrath.

Source: melianinarda