I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

mrrrjjjreblog:

taibhsearachd:

thatgaybich:

the-letter-why-in-parenthesis:

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

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Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

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Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

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Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

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Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

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Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

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Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

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I refuse to believe any of these are real

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

karla-chans-bjds:

fluorescentnova:

We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story! 

But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.

Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.

I always thought this story was fucked up, even when I heard it as a very young child. I even got put in the naughty corner, and a star next to my name crossed off for questioning it.

This story is so much better, and I like it’s message much more.

Source: fluorescentnova

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marvelmisha:

pizzapopolis:

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johanirae:

caressthosecheekbones:

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kaeltale:

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andordean:

a-daks:

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

Canon: They lived in modern times and did modern things!

Fanfic: “And they boarded the Titanic on a cold day in 1912…”

The fucking accuracy though. 

Oh gosh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Canon: And though they loved each other endlessly, they grew apart and married other people, left forever questioning what could have been.

Fanfic: Well, here’s 179 chapters of what could’ve been. 

Canon: they hated each other for years and still hated each other after the credits

Fanfic: but the angsty sex was phanominal and their deepest darkest secret